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2001-07-31 - 2:44 p.m. Brute Force and Bar Stock I have a complex about hammers. Just like most metalworkers, Roland owns many different hammers. Each has it�s own special place in the tool pantheon and should never, never, be misued. Once, while trying to hang pictures, I went to get a hammer from the shop. Tromp, tromp down the stairs, retrieve hammer, tromp back upstairs, pick up nail, .. Roland: No! Don�t use that hammer! It�s a [insert description of particular armoring application and how driving nails with it will harm the face and ruin it] Tromp back downstairs, put away hammer#1, pick up hammer #2, tromp back upstairs� Roland: NO! You can�t use that [repeat previous description with a different metalworking application] Tomp back downstairs, pick up hammer#3, but you know what coming next� Roland: That�s for planishing and you can�t� Arghhhh! Tromp downstairs, pick up the car keys, drive to the Home Depot, buy a $5 regular claw hammer. A normal hammer. A hammer I understand. A hammer I�m qualified to operate. Now there is one lovely claw hammer that lives in Roland�s shop. It is my hammer and it�s the only one I�ll touch. I tried to get sympathy from James or Kymber once about my hammer trauma, but the metal artisans all stood together. Yesterday�s adventure was the new anvil. Well, new to our house. It�s actually quite old, but it�s bigger and better than the two anvils we already own, so Roland bought it from his squire brother. Maybe that�s why Roland married me. I came with two anvils. A simple 40 pound railroad tie anvil and a hundred and something pounder that Roland�s been using for years. There were three in the family, but my mother lost my grandfather�s 250 pound anvil. I know, I know, how do you loose a 250 pound anything, but there you go. Roland picks the anvil up from Thorbrandr�s garage on Sunday. There is some debate whether that much mass should be plopped on the Tahoe�s tailgate, but Tbone points out he and Kevin have sat on the tailgate at the same time, so that settles the weight issue. Roland brings it home, but it still needs to come into the house and down the basement stairs to it�s new home in the shop. I am so not helping with this. I have back problems and no upper body strength. But Alan is willing to help. Alan decides moving the anvil to the basement as an intellectual challenge. I decide to stay out of the way lest I stand there and fret at the boys about injuring themselves. Stage 1: To the front door.
Stage 2: The Foyer.
Stage 3: The Stairs.
Stage 4: The Basement.
This annoying head cold has really dug in. Can�t sleep, can�t stay awake, too much to do to be sick. Can we please go now? � � � |