2002: Stealing the inflatable monkey
2001: Monkey on my Windshield

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2007-01-04 - Just for Pope Gregory...
2006-12-12 - Finding the nativity
2006-12-01 - An accelerated rate
2006-11-14 - To tell the secrets of my prison-house
2006-10-25 - House and a shelf
2006-10-23 - Unexpected Pod
2006-10-11 - The Tigger Bop
2006-10-10 - Of hard-boiled eggs and many things
2006-10-05 - Caterpillars and trousers
2006-09-29 - Six for Roland
2006-09-27 - Some days, I wonder.
2006-09-18 - American as airplanes and apple pie
2006-09-16 - Scratchy and trivial
2006-09-04 - Chianti and celestial mechanics
2006-08-27 - Rue the day
2006-08-23 - 'Rita's with Knuckles
2006-08-22 - Need to not
2006-08-20 - 19 bottles of milk in the fridge...
2006-08-11 - Soft Weather
2006-08-04 - Garibaldi. Michael Xavier Garibalidi.
2006-07-31 - No Green
2006-07-24 - Froggie went a courtin'
2006-07-22 - When a rush isn't
2006-07-21 - Death by papercuts
2006-07-19 - Things I never expected to say about Shakespeare
2006-07-18 - Bees, honey. Engineers, legos
2006-07-17 - Back on the Right Coast
2006-07-05 - Gotta bounce
2006-06-30 - Springsteen and resistance
2006-06-26 - Thanks for the island
2006-06-23 - TGIF
2006-06-22 - You should listen to my mother
2006-06-20 - Death of leaves
2006-06-16 - Sulk
2006-06-14 - Dumb conversations I've had this week
2006-06-13 - Behold, the power of
2006-06-12 - Silk or linen
2006-06-09 - Cheese and other things engineers do at lunch
2006-06-05 - A tale of two weekends
2006-05-22 - Playing possum
2006-05-16 - Wet tshirt contests
2006-05-15 - In the garden
2006-05-14 - A life most ordinary
2006-05-10 - Headspace
2006-04-29 - Reassuringly, Keplerian physics rather than voodoo
2006-04-18 - Have my towel
2006-04-14 - Good Friday
2006-04-12 - Lightning, but no thunder
2006-04-10 - Illusion of freedom
2006-04-03 - The longest ride
2006-03-31 - Return of the Jedigneers
2006-03-29 - The Wrath of Darth Tate
2006-03-22 - Not orchids, nor meatloaf
2006-03-17 - You don't own Q
2006-03-14 - Randomly shuffling
2006-03-13 - Silence is not, necessarily, good
2006-03-09 - How to ruin a perfectly good rant
2006-03-05 - Holism and syllogism
2006-03-01 - Two-and-a-half-baths
2006-02-18 - A rough road
2006-02-13 - Static on the line
2006-02-08 - Lucy, Monkeys, Footballs
2006-02-01 - She moved through her day
2006-01-31 - Restless rest
2006-01-28 - Twenty years gone
2006-01-21 - On the other side of the pedantic
2006-01-20 - Notes on the lab door
2006-01-18 - The Dark is Rising
2006-01-12 - And, then
2005-12-14 - I'm an engineer, not a plumber
2005-12-09 - Let's keep the 'Lo!' in Christmas
2005-12-07 - East to West, and Back Again: An engineer's tale
2005-11-22 - Think Pink!
2005-11-10 - Soup or Shoes?
2005-11-04 - From frankinsense to fish
2005-11-02 - One wedding, three bottles of champagne, a Black Pelican and a Gull surfing cat
2005-10-25 - No marsuipals
2005-10-23 - Sword, buckler and powerpoint
2005-10-19 - How many engineers does it take...
2005-10-18 - Hand-me-downs and ungifts
2005-10-16 - As Theo's office spins
2005-10-08 - The rain in Spain
2005-09-19 - Avast, me hearties
2005-09-16 - The Poseidon Adventure
2005-09-13 - A surfeit of squirrels
2005-09-11 - Four years ago
2005-09-08 - Thoughts are private
2005-09-05 - Bambi and Thumper -17. Hostas - zip.
2005-09-04 - Saturday Nite at the Spacebar
2005-08-25 - I believe in fairies
2005-08-23 - Living with Harlots and Ruffians
2005-07-28 - We are what our lives make us
2005-07-26 - A brief note.
2005-07-26 - Day 5: The last roundup
2005-07-26 - Day 4: Did you just call your husband a crackhead?
2005-05-11 - Day 3: Do you have a map?
2005-07-21 - Three ironical things
2005-07-19 - Perchance to dream
2005-07-18 - The plot darkens
2005-07-15 - he naming of clumps is a difficult matter, it isnít just one of your holiday games
2005-07-14 - Hocus Pocus
2005-07-13 - Let them eat cake.
2005-07-08 - Unwinding
2005-06-24 - Altering moods
2005-06-23 - Acrimony. It's not just a crossword puzzle answer.
2005-06-21 - Fourth down and 10 yards to go
2005-06-20 - If Peanuts had a monkey as a character...
2005-06-06 - I can make my Mom fix your yard
2005-05-25 - Meanwhile, in the real timeline
2005-05-09 - Day 1 and 2/3rds: Does anyone know how to say Fiesole?
2005-05-09 - Leaving for Purgatory
2005-05-03 - Whatever happened to Joe Heller anyway?
2005-04-25 - The legend of the cupcakes
2005-04-20 - Welcome to the new world order
2005-04-18 - Into the Woods
2005-04-14 - Please, Mom, can I do calculus now?
2005-04-12 - A matter of font
2005-04-04 - And they sploshed merrily along
2005-04-01 - Survivor
2005-03-25 - Stormy Weather
2005-03-22 - Aliens on parade
2005-03-20 - Let this cup pass
2005-03-16 - Aliens without feet, dancing around, getting their way
2005-03-15 - The Vet Who Surprised a Cow
2005-03-14 - Welcome to the 21st century
2005-03-13 - Career and Careen
2005-03-09 - Trust fall
2005-03-03 - Bounce?
2005-03-01 - How fruit got me a pilotís license
2005-02-28 - Balefully
2005-02-27 - Lemmings & Hubris
2005-02-24 - When vermin attack
2005-02-03 - Not like Spock
2005-02-01 - Misery loves company
2005-01-30 - Lasers and wildebeests
2005-01-27 - Randomly overeducated
2005-01-25 - No chickens in this line
2005-01-23 - Simply no place to go
2005-01-20 - (Almost) new beginnings
2005-01-18 - Juxtaposition
2005-01-15 - Signs youíve been working too hard
2005-01-14 - ... Postcards from the edge ...
2005-01-13 - Postcards from the edge
2005-01-12 - Postcard from the Edge
2005-01-10 - A Johnnie Walker Blue situation
2005-01-08 - At least Iím eating like a medieval person
2005-01-06 - Own a hyphen; want an Uzi
2005-01-03 - If Rhi had a camera in my living room
2005-01-03 - Tearing off a Page
2004-12-28 - How my mother stole Christmas. Sorta.
2004-12-22 - Enter Pirates!
2004-12-13 - Latkes!
2004-12-09 - Free air
2004-12-07 - Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus!
2004-12-06 - Insert clever title here
2004-12-03 - A miscellany of a days
2004-12-01 - Never get directions from someone holding a hand grenade.
2004-11-26 - Turkeys in Space
2004-11-24 - Turkish Delight
2004-11-22 - Just cut that sonofabitch right here
2004-11-17 - Let us tell sad stories of the death of kings
2004-11-16 - SlŠinte
2004-11-14 - Stop all the clocks
2004-11-09 - Panywatch, day 9
2004-11-08 - Aunt Theo takes a nap, and other tales of Crown
2004-11-02 - Rock the Vote!
2004-11-01 - Solving problems through public urination
2004-10-29 - Count Tigger-ula
2004-10-26 - Looking up
2004-10-22 - ..and she's out
2004-10-20 - No wonder I can never finish the Sunday crossword
2004-10-19 - Sox and Yankees
2004-10-18 - Ö and now for something completely different
2004-10-13 - You might be a redneck if...
2004-10-11 - Suddenly, a poddle ran through it
2004-10-05 - Of carpentry and anatomy
2004-10-01 - How to build a cathedral
2004-09-29 - ...meanwhile, somewhere across the Styx
2004-09-27 - Get it on, Snippy Fish
2004-09-16 - When I grow up
2004-09-12 - Things I know are true
2004-09-10 - ... all I need is a little cheese
2004-09-08 - And it t'aint even Easter
2004-09-02 - You might be a redneck if...
2004-09-01 - Turning Circles
2004-08-30 - Webble-Wobble
2004-08-23 - Back in the Saddle Again
2004-08-20 - Doubles
2004-08-09 - Staples, sex, figs, and other points of philosophy
2004-08-04 - Cleland and Cowler
2004-07-29 - Penis on a stick
2004-07-27 - Many coats of colors
2004-07-21 - For Blackbear
2004-07-16 - Nuthin' says love like Hello Kitty
2004-07-15 - Catharsis
2004-07-13 - When a tree falls in suburbia
2004-07-07 - Then, the ceiling fell in
2004-06-29 - How could you get the ducks to wear galoshes?
2004-06-24 - Quack-quack-waddle-waddle
2004-06-21 - Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires
2004-06-14 - Sex and alcohol
2004-06-09 - The Erstwhile Adventures of Gerald the Toad (or ďWeíre never going to get to Alabama, Mom.Ē)
2004-06-04 - Enter Herman
2004-06-02 - The Man Who Ate the 747
2004-05-23 - Living amongst an orgy
2004-05-21 - Yellow ladder to nowhere
2004-05-18 - No respect
2004-05-17 - Ride of the Valkyrie
2004-05-15 - Squirrel Revival
2004-05-14 - Page twenty-three
2004-05-12 - Building a box
2004-05-11 - A tale of two drills
2004-05-07 - Ice in the veins
2004-05-06 - I was not angry ....
2004-05-04 - A matter of scale
2004-05-03 - Every day is a winding road
2004-04-28 - ... and my underwear was too tight
2004-04-27 - Amusing an egg
2004-04-26 - Can you do that with a sea urchin?
2004-04-22 - Accidental creamsicle
2004-04-20 - Some days you win.
2004-04-12 - Easter Humbug
2004-04-08 - Ducking work
2004-04-06 - Overtasked
2004-04-02 - Who gave them an 'A'?
2004-03-31 - Misadventures in home improvement
2004-03-24 - How much we're allowed to disturb ourselves
2004-03-19 - Where the dust wolves roam
2004-03-18 - And, still, no one listens to Cassandra.
2004-03-15 - Life's A Beach
2004-03-10 - Soul of all the people
2004-03-08 - Gilded Lily
2004-03-05 - Tall drink of water
2004-03-04 - Today is my day.
2004-02-29 - When engineers argue about English
2004-02-27 - Click.
2004-02-26 - Real impact
2004-02-24 - Choosing
2004-02-23 - Parabolic Stuffed Animals
2004-02-21 - For my next trick
2004-02-19 - Achoo!
2004-02-16 - Points of Light
2004-02-12 - Worthy of the Angel
2004-02-11 - Note from Mom
2004-02-09 - What We Really Want
2004-02-04 - Free association
2004-02-02 - Powerpuff Express
2004-01-30 - Naked cherubs would liven things up.
2004-01-27 - Spots and Dots
2004-01-23 - Half an apple
2004-01-21 - Snapped brush
2004-01-20 - Invincible Summer.
2004-01-15 - First light
2004-01-14 - Orange Mustard Mushrooms
2004-01-07 - Life imitates art
2004-01-06 - All I make are plans
2004-01-04 - Pounds, five of potatoes, one of butter
2003-12-15 - Out of phase
2003-12-12 - Breaking Kinko's
2003-12-04 - Pyrrhic victory
2003-12-02 - Snoopy Happy Dance
2003-12-01 - What weekend?
2003-11-23 - Conserve the Cranberries
2003-11-20 - Dumbing down of Corporate America
2003-11-18 - The Gods Must Be Crazy
2003-11-14 - Will (apparently) work for pizza
2003-11-12 - Here's to
2003-11-10 - I would've rather had the grapefruit.
2003-11-03 - You might be a geek if...
2003-10-31 - Flames drifting across the keyboard
2003-10-29 - Let me sum up
2003-10-25 - When plaid attacks
2003-10-24 - As long as we have each other
2003-10-22 - Enchantments of evil
2003-10-19 - The what, the why and the pajamas
2003-10-14 - Somebody ought to teach monkeys justice
2003-10-11 - Sleeping Beauty
2003-10-09 - Who says I don't know anything about sports?
2003-10-06 - Not a skink
2003-10-02 - Here, lizard, lizard, lizard
2003-09-30 - Falling Ill
2003-09-29 - Think, think
2003-09-22 - Lucky Ducky
2003-09-05 - Cornmeal on my ear
2003-09-01 - You can't schedule reality
2003-08-27 - There are no twinkie mistakes
2003-08-25 - Word to our sponsors
2003-08-21 - The Company of the Pelican
2003-08-19 - Fledgling robins and other Pennsic moments
2003-08-18 - How to clean practically anything
2003-08-02 - Illicitly packed
2003-08-01 - The Pink Duck Tag Sale
2003-07-31 - Antler Woman
2003-07-28 - Sawdust on the fur
2003-07-24 - Esoteric practicality
2003-07-21 - Sure could use a little good news
2003-07-17 - Straight Shootin'
2003-07-16 - Drink the wind
2003-07-10 - Oh, Tambourine ManÖ
2003-07-06 - Figgy's Five
2003-07-03 - Days of Hemlock and Roses
2003-06-30 - End of a flap
2003-06-26 - Misplaced white
2003-06-25 - Back in Pandoraís Box
2003-06-21 - Stronger magic
2003-06-20 - Fifth Mouseketter
2003-06-19 - Finding Jack Rose
2003-06-17 - Soft and drippy
2003-06-12 - Cause if a man asks you to go on a picnic, you should just go
2003-06-10 - Saved from Cupcaking
2003-06-05 - Unintentional calliope
2003-06-03 - Whatís the point of being cool if you canít wear a sombrero?
2003-06-01 - Rattan Chef: Episode II
2003-05-30 - Fuzzy and blue
2003-05-28 - No whistling
2003-05-22 - Entropic
2003-05-21 - Fangs and Farewell
2003-05-19 - Woe are we, the starving children
2003-05-13 - If itís Wednesday, I must be driving a Malibu
2003-05-09 - Questions, past and future
2003-05-07 - I can see clearly now...
2003-04-29 - 150 engineers and 920 square feet of canvas
2003-04-21 - Experiments in aerodynamics and psychology
2003-04-21 - Blue shirt
2003-04-09 - You really get cookies
2003-04-07 - Trading Seasons
2003-04-03 - Sunshine and the King
2003-04-01 - Bob-day, Version 2.0
2003-03-27 - A Mad Cow and a man named Peanut
2003-03-25 - Whistle while you work
2003-03-24 - Batman, Superman, Larry Hagman, and a bunny
2003-03-19 - Oversimplify
2003-03-18 - Could someone whoís had less caffeine translate?
2003-03-17 - Fasten, then zip.
2003-03-13 - Becoming a Don
2003-03-11 - Theo, at Genís, with the candlestick
2003-03-06 - Busy, but
2003-02-25 - Attack of the Evil, Gray, Fluffies
2003-02-18 - Mistress Theo's Wild Ride
2003-02-12 - Starstuff
2003-02-10 - Thanks for the magic
2003-02-05 - What their sacrifice was for
2003-02-04 - Empty chairs
2003-02-01 - Thereís a grief that canít be spoken
2003-01-29 - Grey Blurs in the Black and White
2003-01-24 - Cause I'm in the mood to kick a little ass...
2003-01-17 - What color is your welkin?
2003-01-14 - Random and ironic
2003-01-13 - Semicolon;
2003-01-08 - Cast away
2003-01-06 - Cause Iím a damn sight more useful
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