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2003-03-24 - 4:48 p.m. Batman, Superman, Larry Hagman, and a bunny Rich foolishly walked into Thjora�s kitchen Saturday night wearing a Batman hockey jersey, which spontaneously prompted me to share: Batman, eh. I had the strangest dream last night about Batman, Superman, Larry Hagman and a bunny. Larry Hagman? And a bunny, I confirm. In a strange coincidence, Rich immediately flees the kitchen. All onlookers notch up their respect for Roland, a man who wakes up several times a week to the dread phrase, Honey, I had the strangest dream� [No, I'm not telling you about the dream. Yes, that kind of stuff goes on in my head all the damn time.] Finish this joke � �Batman, Superman, Larry Hagman and a bunny walk into a bar.� Other weird stuff I�ve done this week: * Made up a long strange shower filk song about 28V circuit distribution (�Nobody knows where the amperage goes.�), which disturbed both the cat (my singing voice) and Roland (my doing electrical design in general, much less in the shower). * Seen a cow and a dolphin leap. Yeah, I�m officially stressed, thanks Kymber. * Sent someone a Dilbert cartoon as a response to an action item � a sarcastic strip ending - �I don�t mean to frighten you, but you�ll have to do some actual work here.� * Sent my programmer a picture of a waterskiing squirrel. I can�t even explain how that came up in conversation. * Survived a meeting with a manager who�s effin� with my staff by blocking his words and envisioning him on the wrong end of a crossbow. * Attended the �Bye Bye Bear� blowout, where we learned the difference between a naiad and a lamia, and gave Jer one helluva a send off. * Made Jer shirt proclaiming �Exit pursued by a bear� (which is the final line of the first act of Shakespeare�s The Winter�s Tale). Seemed appropriate for the party. Even if Alan had to point out Only Theo would footnote a t shirt To which, I say �Pbbbt!� At work, I try to remain gracious as everyone pelts me for instant responses today so they can finish their review materials. Never mind I�ll be here until 10 pm finishing mine and I worked all day yesterday. Graciousness seems to be waning, eh? Enough whining. Must work. � � � |